roadside improv 10:37a
gentlemen I've got some good news and bad news and 1 iced-cream sandwich.
Gentlemen…you’re probably wondering why I called you here today. On a curb outside of the CVS in N** B***** in the year of our Lord.
The good news is I do in fact have an ice cream sandwich.
I’ve just attained-acquired-purchased it rather. Bad news, I only have one.
Socrates Christ and the Devil are all here, is more good news.I think—-Satan, God misses y…
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